elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes
yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
(via bang)
"Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them."
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(via 1d-is-my-love-my-heart)
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
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